I’ve hit the kind of behindedness that has me saying, “OK, God, I’m going to do this one next thing. PROMISE ME you’ll worry about all the rest… and right when I finish, tell me the next one next thing!”

There’s not much creativity in that much compression.

So instead, I will show you the Sanrio(tm)-related photos stored on my phone:

Yes. I own these objects. I would show you the full wealth of my Sanrio, all of which for me spark glee as well as joy,

but the goal of this exercise was to go translate Hebrew. !שלם