Why did I not write something interesting today for you? Or amusing? Despite having a pocketful of nascent ideas?

Because THIS came a week sooner than I’d expected:

When I saw the box on my stoop, I squealed so delightedly the FedEx person said, “Early Christmas, huh?”

Not really. Its predecessor is about to lose its drum, which for printers is like liver failure. It just happened to get sick right before Christmas. Xerox Phaser 6130N, 4/2009-12/2017. Rest in peace.

But guess what the BEST part is?! (Other than working, which is key.)

8×11 PRINTOUTS OF BABY C PIX FROM MY PHONE, that’s what!

The little printout is from our previous iPhone-aware printer. But now we got all the magic tech, woop-woop!